bad news... they're not black, either

Pole Smokie and the Ass Bandit

This first scene seems to miss with the theme of the film. There are a fair number of hookers in these videos where it may be hard to distinguish between their ass and their face. Probably they realized that, while the title suggests it should be on her ass, she so clearly deserved one across the bow that they couldn't pass up the opportunity.

Screen cap 2: I guess they went right to putting it in her ass. Oh, wait...

the fuck? Put that cracker whore on the floor -- not worth staining the felt.

Really sets off the room

Jada Fire can smell a nasty black anal movie from 37 miles away. She must be centrally located in the valley as she never seems to miss one. She woke up that morning, sniffed the air: "two useless white guys looking to fuck a black lady. Not interested. ... wait a minute, they want to put it in some black ass. Due east!"

Wow- that is the most annoying sounding girl ever. Conflicted: do you stick it in her mouth to shut her up, or stick it in her ass because she deserves it. This guy chose both. Good call.